5 out of 5 stars, even though the prices of the club set I bought at Uinta Golf in St. George really chapped my ass, it was totally worth it.
The moment I bought these new clubs, I instantly became a pro-level golfer, like I was born to dominate the greens!
It felt kind of like when Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs and won the Tour de France!
Except my performance enhancers were a set of $1,800 Callaway irons. Now I’m lowkey worried I’ll get testicular cancer like Lance did, which made me consider returning the clubs….
But then I sunk a 40-foot putt and remembered I love this too much to stop!
I’ve decided to go pro, quit my job at Kroger, and focus entirely on golf and my weird obsessions of collecting rare African beetles and raising my wild Savannah cats.
If you’re looking to ruin your average life, in the best way possible, Uinta Golf is your gateway drug, sorry if you end up at Huntsman Cancer Hospital, you’ve been warned! #golfgameisstrongerthanever